Halloween Warning

Paul Dale’s Top Ten Rules for Survival

  1. Don’t go up into the attic.
  2. Never go dowfrontcover of spilled milk from Amazonn to the basement alone or in the dark.
  3. Don’t go outside after dark, especially not to a garage or outbuilding like a gazebo or even an outhouse.
  4. Don’t look under the bed.
  5. Don’t look inside the closet.
  6. Never poke your fingers into a hole, especially not a shower or kitchen drain.
  7. Don’t go into the water.
  8. Never stay at an isolated off-the-highway motel.
  9. Be cautious of strangers.
  10. Stay out of cemeteries.

And Number 11: Don’t cry over spilled milk.

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